Inspired by Britney Spears: what happens when it gets toxic.

Baby, give me it You’re dangerous I’m loving it Too high Can’t come down Losin’ my head Spinnin’ ’round and … More

Roundabouts.

Sometimes I think I’m in control of my life. I look at my impressive selection of Tupperware. I regularly buy … More

I have something to confess to you all. There is a dress at the bottom of my washing basket that … More

I’m just a girl, standing in front of Sainsbury’s, telling it I… actually love Tesco more. There are many signs … More

Oh January. You crept up on us all didn’t you? It only seems like yesterday I was moisturising my chafing … More

When I was seven, eight, I can’t remember exactly, my fish Bubbles died. He was my first pet – at … More

Part of me worries I’m only capable of writing posts about bad things, like losing my dog, or that the … More

As I write this I’m on a National Express coach from the New Forest back to London, and there is … More

Oh hi there, friends. Welcome back to the second instalment of SDOATG (I know, I’m not supposed to include the … More

I never really wanted to be a grown-up. Sure, at times I fancied a career as a wildlife vet, … More