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Coming Clean.

I have something to confess to you all. There is a dress at the bottom of my washing basket that … More

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Oh God, they said, of all the things to make a comeback in lockdown, it's Emma's bloody blog. Just joking. This is a one-off. But it's Mental Health Awareness Week and this is a personal one on getting help because - aside from listening to a lot of Delta Goodrem, that's what I've spent lockdown doing. Link is in my bio if anyone fancies a read. Hope everyone's holding up okay and sending love.

And here it is - the final "episode" of SPLIT! We wrote most of this show in Nandos after work so I dug out this old photo of us looking really happy after eating our overpriced olives. It's been really fun sharing the show with you (and by you - I literally just mean my parents' friends) - hope you've enjoyed it. “You want everything. You want to get all As and go to uni and get an amazing job that gives you loads of free time to do swimming because I am not letting you give up swimming. And you want to meet a life partner who is supportive without being interfering and also really hot and have babies easily like a massive slut and then eventually grow up and buy a horse." Episode 12: GOODBYE BACH is in the link in my bio. 🐱👭

"If your mum gets an STI do you think she can still do your washing up?" SCENE 8: FANNY MOUSTACHE is streaming on Youtube now - link in bio as alwayssss. Thanks to everyone who's messaged us or shared the vids. We love ya. 🥳

“Dogs recognise smelly ones. It’s like a special dog sense they have.” Scene 7 of Split, FLAP HAND, is out today! One of my favourite ever scenes to make with @tamarbroadbent, and something I wish I'd been able to watch as a teenager, where the fear of a boy saying we had fish flaps loomed over us all. By 'us', I don't actually mean me. I was so un-fancied as a teenager I think I'd have sacrificed my A*s in double science for someone just to be talking about my vagina, good or bad. Anyway, this episode is sponsored by Fem Fresh (just kidding - LEAVE OUR VAGINAS ALONE). Link in my bio!

"Why do you have to get it in really far?" "No one knows...it's just what you do." New Split episode coming at ya: it's called Mark from Ipswich and it's not one to watch with family members (although I'd encourage them to watch separately because they might learn something). Link in bio! 👭

In these weird times, it's important for art to inspire, reflect and engage with the current cultural conversation, more than ever before. So it seems fitting that our 90 second Dance Mat scene is out today. Probably the most high stakes and profound piece we will ever write together, featuring choreography from the legendary @chellestaa which took me just over 60 weeks to learn. Don't worry, tomorrow's ep is longer to make up for it... ;) Hope you enjoy. 👭 #linkinbio

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