Smiling on bad skin days (and spreading your legs).

Everyone has insecure moments. For some, it’s wearing a bikini. For others, it’s delivering a presentation, driving in the dark, … More

Looking backwards, then looking forwards, both hopefully without walking into a lamp post.

Happy New Year you sexy beasts! Today I started the year as I mean to go on; with a bowl … More

Happy Christmas you total babes – hope you are all super happy and still have some advent calendar chocolates left. … More

A tortoise right now, in all its hibernating glory, is probably still aware deep in its cosy coma that there … More

The other day I did something that truly scared me. And when I say truly scared me I’m talking out … More

This year, summer and I did not get on. Intense thigh chafeing, daily sweating between my boobs, and burning all … More

About once a week I get mistaken for a teenager – mostly when I’m buying ibuprofen in a supermarket run … More

In the same way I’m open about my boobs because they’re small I’m open about my bank balance because it’s … More

I’m turning 26 next week and I still can’t wear a watch. I’m aware it sounds crazier than giving up … More

We’ve started yoga at work. It’s at half past six every Tuesday. There are approximately ten of us and I … More