Two weeks today I am flying to Switzerland to spend twelve days with Ed, my chauffeur boyfriend, driving through Germany, … More
Category: Humour
Heatwave? Well, it’s not cool.
It’s the hottest day of the year. Humidity levels are high. Humility levels are higher. I dived for a seat … More
My Top Summer Reads.
For me, summer holidays mean one thing and one thing only: Books, books, books! Unlimited time dedicated to reading for … More
Over the moon.
Last week, in all its reflective glory, the moon made my days and nights the absolute opposite of fun. I … More
Grown-upside down.
“If growing up means it would be beneath me to climb a tree, I’ll never grow up, never grow up, … More
Not being Taylor Swift.
Today has been one of those (increasingly regular) days where I’ve spent a disproportionate amount of time wishing to myself … More
24 things to do instead of going for a run.
Right now I’m trying really hard to make myself go on a run. Apparently, apparently, it’s good for you. This happens about three … More
Reality chick.
Hello everybody! So I was on the tube on my way home from rehearsals a week ago today, trying to … More
Some Like It Hot (Water Bottle)
This post began on the sofa of pain. It is dedicated to anyone else who’s been there. Curled up under … More
“A pigeon has died on the top deck”: 21 realities of travelling on a London bus.
Written on the bus. It’s very meta. I get the bus a lot. Often just so I can avoid people … More