24 thoughts of the day

24 thoughts of the day. Yeah baby. Welcome to Emma, the real deal.

1. So I guess tomorrow will be the day I wake up as Jennifer Lawrence.
2. I have 7 days to get a bikini body. Blinking is toning, right?
3. Are wholemeal crumpets a thing?
4. I’ve just done a ten minute vocal warm-up in the shower with a French accent and I still don’t sound like Celine Dion. WHY DOES MY LIFE HAVE TO BE SO DIFFICULT?
5. When are they going to ask me to do my Desert Island Discs?
6. I’m so tall.
7. What actually ARE flight socks?
8. Am I rich yet?
9. Today is the day I am going to like coffee.
10. Coffee is disgusting.
11. Actually, what ARE my Desert Island Discs?
12. I need to save more lives.
13. If I had a 90s-themed birthday party for a second year in a row would anyone come?
14. Why is there a pain behind my eye? Is it a tumour?
15. Is my hair still straight?
16. What am I going to call my dog?
17. I just want to be in Friends. Is that too much to ask?
18. I’m going to solve a crime today!
19. You should not still care that a commuter openly laughed at my McBusted t-shirt two weeks ago.
20. That’s it. Keep binge-eating those Afters Eights. That’ll make you look like the girl on the ASOS adverts.
21. If I have an accident today where is my nearest hospital?
22. What kind of pyjamas would Antonio Banderas wear?
23. I miss dinosaurs.
24. Good one Em. Post a blog on a Friday night. That’ll get you more hits.

Wishing you the happiest of weekends! X